A woman on an American Airlights flight en route to Dallas farted. So she did what some people do with they fart. She lit a match to cover the...er...fragrence of flatulence.
Other passengers smelled the burning sulphur of the match and thought someone was trying to light a bomb. So the plane made an emergency landing in Nashville and the FBI questioned everyone before discovering the farting terrorist.
The plane was allowed to continue without the human gas bomb.
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